Sliced Bread doesn’t have anything on us! I want to eat the sun I miss it so much. I want to wear 5 pairs of running shoes at once, so I can run 5 times as fast. I want to punch the OxyClean guy right in his Beard, and tell him to get over it there just cleaning products. I want to do one original thing before I die. I want to eventually start writing about the run. I wonder if the rotation of the earth slows down when all the runners start the Boston Marathon. Like a big hamster wheel.
34 is the number for the night. 34 runners, Combined that’s a little over 110 miles in under 33 minutes. If we were all one big car we would be going I think like 222 miles per hour. Not too shabby.
First the virgins. Nate Bradbury “One of the believe in the run trolley promoters” tried our course out tonight, and had it not been for a slight mishap in the direction of the course I feel we could have been looking at a new course record. Julie Marcantonio took us for a lap tonight finishing with a 29:38. Followed by some libations and mingling.
Junyong Pak took top honors tonight “Again” with an i-fficial time of 16:58. Juns personality and enthusiasm for running is a perfect example of what makes this little run we have work. Not to be outdone though Annie Rose Willis took home for the femme fatales finishing with a 21:20. Annie made time tonight from ever busy schedule to take part in the apre-run activities, and then ran ALL the way home.
We had 3 personal records created tonight. My Man Doug Chick wasn’t afraid to throw down a 17:37 finishing 2nd. Not many were keeping up Jones’ tonight. Mark Jones made a PR. with a 25:17. Good things happen when you drive a Jeep. Lastly the unassuming quickness of Kelly Reardon made an appearance tonight. Kelly had a PR. time of 29:02. We like that.
That’s about it…other than a general warning to all runners taking part in the D5K next week. I will be coming out of retirement to crush the course under the weight of my awesomeness in the field of running. So I suggest maybe bringing a camera, and perhaps a pen for some autographs afterwards. Remember this is a fun run, so don’t get mad wen I pass you like a sonic boom.
adam.
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